Speak Out 4/3/12

How about

Eminence girls

Yes, I was wondering why we never seen anything in the paper about the young Eminence girls' basketball team that managed to go to Columbia and play for the State? I would like to have seen some information, some pictures of them. Maybe you can contact somebody up in the Eminence area. I'm sure they'd have some photos they'll share with you or maybe you have some from Columbia. We would like to see information about the girls' basketball team from Eminence winning. Thank you.

(Editor's Note: A story from the championship game ran in the Sunday edition.)

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it'll all be OK

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